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🪪 About Lazy Marriage™

Because Love Shouldn’t Feel Like a Full-Time Job

Let’s be honest.


Most relationships don’t fall apart overnight — they unravel slowly, between diaper changes, passive-aggressive texts, ignored needs, and fights about nothing that feel like everything.


That’s why Lazy Marriage™ was created.


Not for perfect couples. Not for drama-fueled ones either.
But for the real ones — the tired ones. The “I love you, but I can’t stand how you breathe right now” ones.


💬 So What Is Lazy Marriage™?

It’s not therapy.
It’s not a self-help cult.
And it’s definitely not a one-size-fits-all fix.


Lazy Marriage™ is a collection of honest tools — quizzes, scripts, challenges, and downloadable resources — designed for couples who:


  • Still love each other (but also kind of avoid each other)
     
  • Don’t want to go to counseling
     
  • Want to fix things without pressure, guilt, or dramatic ultimatums
     

We make low-effort, high-impact tools that help you reconnect without feeling like you’re in a seminar.


🎯 Who This Is For

  • Couples who feel like roommates
     
  • People who are great at parenting, but not partnering
     
  • Partners who miss laughing together
     
  • Anyone who feels “fine” but knows something’s off
     

❌ What This Is NOT

  • We’re not licensed therapists (see our disclaimer)
     
  • We don’t tell you who’s right
     
  • We don’t believe in shame, blame, or forcing your partner to change
     

🛠 What We Offer

  • Quizzes that help you name the pattern
     
  • Digital Kits with scripts, rituals, and resets
     
  • Merch that makes you laugh (and think)
     
  • Blogs that say what you’re thinking, but can’t say out loud
     
  • Freebies that work instantly (like our 7 Scripts that End Fights in 5 Minutes)
     

❤️ Why We Built This

Because we’ve been there.

Because marriage is hard, but it’s worth saving.
Because most people aren’t broken — they’re just burned out.


Lazy Marriage™ is here to help you stop fighting the wrong way… and start fixing the right way.


At your pace. On your terms.


No therapy couch required.


📩 Want In?

Start with the free quiz or grab our Starter Kit and see what changes in just 7 days.

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