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💘 Which Lazy Marriage™ Couple Are You?

You’re not broken. Just… exhausted, overwhelmed, or quietly resentful. Lazy Marriage™ isn’t about failure — it’s about recognizing patterns before they destroy connection. Take this 2-minute quiz to discover your couple type and get a plan to reboot without counseling or drama. Couples therapy alternative.

👉 Choose the answer that feels most true, even if it's not pretty. Grab a piece of paper or use your phone to count how many A’s, B’s, C’s, or D’s you pick.

❓ 6 Quiz Questions (Multiple Choice) | Reconnect with Partner

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

A. I stay quiet or walk off
B. I bottle it up until I explode
C. I make a joke and change the subject
D. We talk, but it goes nowhere

Q2. How do your evenings usually go?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

A. Separate screens, separate rooms
B. Parenting tasks until we crash
C. Some laughs, but we avoid deep stuff
D. Tension or cold silence unless something’s on fire

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

A. What intimacy?
B. I crave it but don’t want to be rejected
C. We act like we’re fine, but we’re more friends
D. It’s all or nothing — up one day, down the next

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

A. To feel close again
B. To have less stress and more peace
C. To bring back laughter and fun
D. To stop the cycles of emotional shutdown

Q5. How do you communicate?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q6. What feels most true today?

A. Mostly short and surface-level
B. We over-explain and still miss each other
C. With humor, sarcasm, or memes
D. Passive-aggressive, emotional, or avoidant

Q6. What feels most true today?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q6. What feels most true today?

A. We’re roommates with rings
B. We're stuck in survival mode
C. We’re functional but flat
D. We’re unpredictable — and not in a sexy way

💡 Result

🧊 Mostly A’s — You’re The Roommates

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

You’re functioning in the same space, but connection is fading fast. You need reconnection, not just routine.

👉 Recommended Fix:

Starter Kit

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

The teamwork is real, but the romance has vanished. You're burnt out on life and each other.

👉 Recommended Fix:

Reboot Bundle

😐 Mostly C’s — You’re Fine on the Surface

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

You get along, you laugh — but it’s all surface-level. Time to go deeper.

👉 Recommended Fix:

Date Night Toolkit

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

High highs, low lows, and too many emotional cycles. Let’s reset the chaos without killing the passion.

👉 Recommended Fix:

Lazy Conflict Scripts

💘 Which Lazy Marriage™ Couple Are You?

❓ 6 Quiz Questions (Multiple Choice) | Reconnect with Partner

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q2. How do your evenings usually go?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

Q1. When something’s bothering you, how do you usually react?

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q3. How do you handle intimacy (physical or emotional)?

Q5. How do you communicate?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q6. What feels most true today?

Q6. What feels most true today?

Q4. What’s your biggest relationship wish right now?

Q6. What feels most true today?

💡 Result

🧊 Mostly A’s — You’re The Roommates

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

😐 Mostly C’s — You’re Fine on the Surface

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

🍼 Mostly B’s — You’re Co-Parents, Not Partners

🔥 Mostly D’s — You’re the Hot & Cold Couple

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